This is something I did a while ago. It was when I was feeling intense rage towards my last "job". I still have rage but it dissipates each day. That's the great thing about chronic memory loss!
2009 Year in Review
15 years ago
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das is good
nice liz, that 'LISTEN TO ME' drawing is hilarious
I’m a representative from your former “workplace.” I was alerted of the existence of this piece via another employee. The file circulated around the office and, needless to say, many employees are very upset.
Interns are a very valuable commodity at our company and we employ them to great lengths. It is an honour to be chosen at such a reputable house and, as such, they are rewarded via an irreplaceable learning experience and endless photocopying.
A comment regarding your state as “so f***ing bored” was particularly offensive. Cutting invitations is a crucial and important task that doesn’t merit your belittling attitude. Referring to our company’s products as “sh**” undervalues our creative team and dedication to millimeter measuring.
The company would like to clarify that your state of suicidal inclination is not the product of our workplace. As this point, we would like to remind you of the one glass of champagne you once received in our boardroom. We would expect and appreciate a certain gratitude for our generosity.
For the record, a certain person you characterized as “senile” has curled up beneath her desk. A certain other person (a so-called “biii**h” and recovering emotional eater) has fallen off the wagon and consumed an entire pizza. I hope you realize the insensitivity of your actions as well as their impact on our non-toxic office environment.
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