Ways To Be A Douchebag On The Internet #1

Writing d/l-ed instead of downloaded.

Example, a comment from Jezebel in regards to a song:

I shamefully still listen to "chewing gum" and d/l-ed this single.

Why do people do this? Because they can. Douchebags run free and wild on the Internet. It is their sanctuary.

Job Eat Blog

I'm starting a new job tomorrow so that means I will have less time to spend on the Internet. This makes me sad but it is absolutely necessary that I get myself weaned off before I become a full-on junkie. Internet addiction is a clinical disorder but it's a pretty lame addiction to be afflicted with. With hardcore drugs you get to see cool things with very little effort (relatively speaking...I've never shoved a needle in my arm) but with the Internet you click links for hours and strain your eyes just to be rewarded with a redonkulous six minute video of a hedgehog floating in a bathtub....which has been removed from youtube! That's the other thing. The Internet is a devilish bastard who takes things away without warning. Well, here's a link to a video of Howard digging. The music is apparently from Willow which is one of my favourite childhood movies.

Cloverfield

sucked.

I'm a Mac

But I hate myself sometimes. Why are some things on Macs so frustrating?? I really miss the paint tool on PC. I downloaded some shite program called Paintbrush and it is complete shit. Notice the jugheader? It looks retarded but it's the best I've come up with after an hour of finessing. I'm pining for my ol reliable Lappy from University whose fan got overheated to a point of complete shutdown every time me and my pals were watching Gilmore Girls and Buffy.

No Offenvise IIntended

Has anyone else noticed that those security images when you sign up for things on the internet are getting harder to distinguish? You know the ones; the squiggly letters crammed tight together with lines sometimes across them? They're used so programs can't hack into sites and generate machine-like user identities. Anyways, it's getting very hard to recognize the letters and numbers and I'm getting sick and tired of having to click the 'Use a different image' link. Either internet security is tightening or I'm becoming less human and, arguably, more stupid. Hm.

This all started because I want to do sign up to Yahoo so I can answer this question on Yahoo Answers.

Help about my Cousin!?!?
My cousin is 11 yrs oold and shes 108 lbs. 5'1 and shes "thick" like black girls no Offenvise iintended
she has like thick legs and a stomach that pokes out..
She isnt the skinnest gurla round and she eats like umm 3 times a day and like 3 popsicles and like 2 chocolate bar every 2 weeks...


any suggestions plz help ty !!


...what.

I've read this five times now and it still makes no sense.

Staying Classy

This is my first completed comic. After you've worked on something for a period of time it's hard to tell if what you're doing is good. It's like saying the word "cat" over and over. After a while it loses meaning.